- from texts between 50 Cent and his son Marquise
"If it had been a young dude it would've been funny."
- from texts received 07.07.13
"Your a turd. Go listen to some reggae."
- email from failed OKCupid date
"How could it possibly happen anywhere else? Nothing else exists!"
- from goop, 10.25.12
"Dollar Tree (@DollarTree) is now following you on Twitter!"
- from gmail inbox, sent by Twitter
"OMG. The founders are Hoosiers. That explains everything."
- gmail inbox, 07.09.13
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